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Friday 5 December, 2008
 11:46 | 26/Apr/2007 |  10 Comment(s)
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SELF ESTEEM

 

Well I received a mail saying “Today is International Day of Incredibly Good-looking Elegant Women…” There were these interesting thoughts by the writer.

I have mentioned them along with my “special” comments…

Here we go….

  

Author said:

“As we grow older women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads. And then, of course we get to a point, where so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. Then all the information starts to distribute itself through our entire body.”

A cartoon says….

Hey now I understand it all!!!!!!!…………..

I am not overweight……….!!!!!

I am not Fat………!!!!!!!!

I am smart…very smart!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I felt:

This is very intelligent excuse for gaining weight lol..

Well yeah I don’t find anything wrong in thinking this way…

This cud be a comic relief for all those ladies who are worried a’bt their

Weights… so ladies next time u realize u are putting on weight….

Cheer up …..U r getting smarter………

 

It was further written as

 

“Life should not be a tip to tomb with intension of reaching it with good health and

An attractive and well cared Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide,

With big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, with a body totally worn out from good living and yelling….”

 

Well I think, it is not all about reaching the tomb….it is about enjoying the journey on the way….

I feel if the vehicle is properly serviced and maintained…u can enjoy the journey better…

If the body starts to worn out during the ride to tomb…the end moments of the ride would be very painful and u would be never able to enjoy the journey….

 

 

Well the last part of it was really good…sarcastically funny though…

It goes like this:

 

 

Yes sir we know we (Women ) are perfect, because

 

Ø      We don’t go bald.

Ø      We have one International and a National Day

Ø      We can use pink as well as blue… (I well I think now men use these colours too….)

Ø      We always know our kids are ours….

Ø      We have a priority in a shipwreck….

Ø      We don’t pay the bills (We do pay the bills….)

Ø      We’re the first hostages to go free……

Ø      If we are cheated on, we are the victims……

Ø      If we cheat, the men are the one with horns….

Ø      We can pay attention to several things at a time…..

Ø      The wife of president is called as First Lady. What is Husband of Female president?...( Nice )

Ø      If we decide to do a man’s job, then we are pioneers; if a man decides to do a woman’s job he is a fag…..

Ø      We can do anything that a man does….WITH WEARING HEELS……

 

Well well…what can I say a’bt this. I somewhat agree with the writer...lol….

But not all……………………………..

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